Musical Humor Enthusiast Gifts

'And now, Mozart's F-Major Concerto for Bassoon and Default Ring Tone.'

'His chest is still very bad. I would take him to a piano recital - it always encourages good strong coughing.'

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

"And I ain't seen the sunshine since, I don't know when..."

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

Surgeons successfully remove brain nodule that makes people hum the same song snippet repeatedly.

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

"Tut...there's far too much sax and violins on TV these days, dear!"

Budget cuts hit the Arts...

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Radiator jazz player

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Elevator Music

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Guitar pickin'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Note Book

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Rap-scallions

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Double Saxophone

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Edward Elgar.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."