Musical Humor Fan Gifts

'The Musical School & the Business School jointly present a workshop on: 'Corporate Whistle Blowing'.'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Please, no torch songs.'

Spinning violinist

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

10 K Tail-Chase

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Mikado

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Beer Parasol.

Tequila Mockingbird

'Joe has been partying hard!'

tRUMp, Pirate President

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

No, I don

Girl in cow onesie.

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."