Musical Humor Fan Gifts

'The Musical School & the Business School jointly present a workshop on: 'Corporate Whistle Blowing'.'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Please, no torch songs.'

Spinning violinist

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Mikado

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

Tequila Mockingbird

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Joe has been partying hard!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

Girl in cow onesie.

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

The bird feeder.

"It worked as you said Mum! I yelled 'LICE' as soon as the lion approached and he stopped in his tracks to scratch his mane while I escaped!"

"Fish finder."