Musical Humor Aficionados Gifts

'No, I don't think 'Indian Love Call' would make better theme music!'

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Raised by Dogs

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Mikado

'Hon, I'm home!'

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

The return of the four sheepskins

Note Book

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Musical Eye Test

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Musical Note Nail

Blues for now.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"I'm very highly strung!"

Spinning violinist

Conducting the crows.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

"So obvious, there all the time"

"It's the new church organ."

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

Musical Discord

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

'Flying is fine. Harping is fine. Flying while harping is not fine.'

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

'You're healthy as an eohippus!'