Musical Humor Aficionado Gifts

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

"It's a slow hit man!"

Here's a little ditty I wrote called, 'If this piano were a cubicle, maybe I could pay my rent.'

"This is for your pain."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Radiator jazz player

"Not now, my love. I'm feeling preminstrel."

Elevator Music

"I thought it would be appropriate to have a band playing as we went down."

The Phantom Of The Garden

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

Guitar pickin'

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'

Rap-scallions

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Note Book

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

"Who is 'coming around the mountain,' John? Could it be your mother?"

Double Saxophone

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

Edward Elgar.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Dr. Phil takes it home.

"Ding" "Dong"

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

All Les's dreams of stardom were coming true, and he'd only played one note.

Musical Eye Test

No Instruments Please

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''