Music Joke Aficionado Gifts

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

"Why do they do that?"

What's normal?

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Note Book

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Musical Note Nail

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Lost to antiquity.

'You're not making it any easier for either one of us.'

"How's your meal OTHERWISE, sir?"

"Tell the king they've sent a trojan virus!"

Closing Laugh T.V. Repair

Comedian must perform for unimpressed cats in 'stand up hell'.

Flying Squad