Music Joke Aficionado Gifts

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

"Why do they do that?"

What's normal?

"I lost my taste for his homework when it came burned on a CD."

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'I'm wrapping it tightly to keep the ankle from swelling.'

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Note Book

'I have the result of your cost-benefit analysis. You should have retired four years ago.'

'I'd like to return this shredder.'

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

'You have bullseye rash. take this medicine twice a day and stay away from dart games.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

Musical Note Nail

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'Evolution may be a good idea, but how will we FUND it?'

What could have been quite possibly the most hilarious dog joke ever is interrupted by. . . 'So I said, that's no bone, that's my. . . squirrel!'

School of hard knocks: Mail box 'Knock-knock jokes'

"So, I said to the lion, 'You want proof laughter ensures emotional health?... Ever seen a hyena in therapy?!'"

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

Clown in supermarket looking at a tin of Canned Laughter.

Today, we'll talk with Professor Ernie about some lesser known units of measurement. Let's start with the "light-year." A 'light-year" is a unit of time measuring how long somebody stays on their diet. In most cases, it's counted in small fractions. No, a light year is a unit of length equal to the distance light travels in a year, about six trillion miles. What about the "angstrom"? The "angstrom" is a measurement of anxiety levels! Incorrect again. It's another unit of length --- It's

Another reason why a high school diploma is not enough.

"Remove your shoes and socks. We ran out of laughing gas"

'I think I see why you're progressing slowly in music.'

Lost to antiquity.

'You're not making it any easier for either one of us.'

"How's your meal OTHERWISE, sir?"

Flying Squad

Closing Laugh T.V. Repair

"Tell the king they've sent a trojan virus!"

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'