Music And Humor Aficionado Gifts

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Note Book

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Blues for now.

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

Musical Note Nail

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Spinning violinist

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Quartet in the snow.

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

"It's the new church organ."

"Greatest Band?"

"So obvious, there all the time"

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

String Quartet Vending Machine

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

Street signs in Motown.

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

Statue Selfie

It's sent from a phone now.