Music And Humor Aficionado Gifts

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

Trojan horse with a satellite dish.

Note Book

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Musical Note Nail

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

Spinning violinist

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Quartet in the snow.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

'One could make the ultimate industrial strength glue by cracking the formula of the goo on night club stages.'

"Greatest Band?"

"It's the new church organ."

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

"So obvious, there all the time"

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

String Quartet Vending Machine

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Street signs in Motown.

You are on hold. Press One for Vivaldi...

"How's everybody doing tonight on a scale of zero to ten, with then being the worst you've ever felt?"

Quatre-mains