Rock Humor Aficionado Gifts

Adult Oriented Rock

Trump pardons

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

EWE 2.

Gardener Cutting Tree into 'Rock' Symbol.

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

At the rock concert...

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

Eric Clapton.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

Liam Gallagher.

Tina Turner

"Elfis"

Mark Knopfler.

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Jimi Hendrix.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

Nick Cave

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

A man is selling, 'Cameron voodoo dolls', outside of job centre.

Listening to Coldplay.

Johnny Winter.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Paul was Generally Considered the Cutest Apostle

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'