Musical Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

Blues for now.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'I know the Fox 40 whistle is good, but this trumpet is better.'

Elephant Musician

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Mikado

The return of the four sheepskins

Note Book

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Musical Eye Test

Musical Note Nail

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

"I'm very highly strung!"

'I'm organic.'

Spinning violinist

Conducting the crows.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

Busking Elephant

Musical Discord

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

"It's the new church organ."

"So obvious, there all the time"

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

'Flying is fine. Harping is fine. Flying while harping is not fine.'

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

"It's a slow hit man!"

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

Tim Minchin

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.