Musical Humor Enthusiasts Gifts

'I know the Fox 40 whistle is good, but this trumpet is better.'

Elephant Musician

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Mikado

The return of the four sheepskins

Note Book

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Musical Eye Test

Man tapping a tuning fork on another man's knee

"Do you know 'Love Stinks,' by the J. Geils Band?"

Musical Note Nail

"I'm very highly strung!"

Spinning violinist

'I'm organic.'

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Conducting the crows.

Busking Elephant

"It's the new church organ."

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"So obvious, there all the time"

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"It's a slow hit man!"

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

McTV, 'It's all singing commercials.'

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

Quatre-mains

It soon became obvious to all in the theatre that Doug's Bach was worse than his bite.

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.