Music Humor Lovers Gifts

"Yes...things have changed since we were kids. I mean, who knew ol' Jose had a life partner?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Elevator Music

Note Book

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

The return of the four sheepskins

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Musical Eye Test

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

Blues for now.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Musical Note Nail

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Spinning violinist

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Quartet in the snow.

Conducting the crows.

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'

"So obvious, there all the time"

"It's the new church organ."