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"Yes...things have changed since we were kids. I mean, who knew ol' Jose had a life partner?"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Elevator Music

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

The return of the four sheepskins

Note Book

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Musical Eye Test

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Musical Note Nail

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Spinning violinist

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Conducting the crows.

Erica Duvale, piano - Beethoven - Total of opus numbers...

Quartet in the snow.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Mozart's symphonies often had several movements.

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

String Quartet Vending Machine

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

Cedric instantly regretted 'pumping up the jam...'