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... Harold at the stomach pump.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Note Book

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Musical Eye Test

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Blues for now.

Musical Note Nail

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Conducting the crows.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

"So obvious, there all the time"

Unconventional Music Player

"It's the new church organ."

'Flying is fine. Harping is fine. Flying while harping is not fine.'

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

Quatre-mains

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

Uke Free Zone

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

Contrabassoon

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

'I've checked the patient's records and he likes Buddy Holly and James Last.'

Early Bagpipes Prototype.

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

Jemaine Clement

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.