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Street Entertainer

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Note Book

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Musical Note Nail

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Conducting the crows.

"It's the new church organ."

Unconventional Music Player

"Greatest Band?"

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"So obvious, there all the time"

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

"It's a slow hit man!"

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

Quatre-mains

"Maybe if you tip them they'll go away!"

"That was a truly ham-fisted attempt at Vivaldi!"

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

Early Bagpipes Prototype.

... Harold at the stomach pump.

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

Jemaine Clement

'You play Schubert beautifully. Sadly the rest of us are playing Beethoven...'

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

"This is for your pain."

Here's a little ditty I wrote called, 'If this piano were a cubicle, maybe I could pay my rent.'