Music Enthusiast's Humor Prints

Street Entertainer

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Note Book

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Musical Note Nail

Blues for now.

Conducting the crows.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Greatest Band?"

"It's the new church organ."

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

Unconventional Music Player

"Maybe if you tip them they'll go away!"

Quatre-mains

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

"It's a slow hit man!"

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

'If you sing 'If I Had a Hammer' one more time, I'm going to hit you with one.'

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

... Harold at the stomach pump.

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

Early Bagpipes Prototype.

"That was a truly ham-fisted attempt at Vivaldi!"

Jemaine Clement

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

'You play Schubert beautifully. Sadly the rest of us are playing Beethoven...'

'That's it, gentlemen! You've just had your last vuvuzela band practice!'