Humor In Music Enthusiast T-Shirts

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Trump! The Musical

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Note Book

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Home school marching band"

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Musical Eye Test

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Musical Note Nail

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

Liza Minnelli

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'Don't you know any other song besides 'Singing in the Rain'?'

Conducting the crows.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

'DA-DAA!' 'Uh-ho! Looks like we've got ourselves a show trial.'

Drunken sailor

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

On the Town.

"It's the new church organ."

Unconventional Music Player

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Greatest Band?"

'Then...we went back and identified moments that cried out for a song.'