Humor In Music Enthusiast Pillows

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Trump! The Musical

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Note Book

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Home school marching band"

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Musical Eye Test

Blues for now.

Musical Note Nail

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

Liza Minnelli

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'Don't you know any other song besides 'Singing in the Rain'?'

Conducting the crows.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

'DA-DAA!' 'Uh-ho! Looks like we've got ourselves a show trial.'

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Greatest Band?"

Drunken sailor

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

Fiddler on the Roof - Performed by Miss Parsons Finishing School

On the Town.

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

Unconventional Music Player

"It's the new church organ."