Music Fans With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

When you buy Tio Memo a music CD...you're really giving him...a review mirror decoration.

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

Raised by Dogs

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Hon, I'm home!'

Note Book

The return of the four sheepskins

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Blues for now.

Musical Note Nail

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Spinning violinist

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Unconventional Music Player

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Greatest Band?"

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"It's the new church organ."

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

Arm puncture...

"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"

"Should've let go of the plane when I told you to."

'You're healthy as an eohippus!'

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

Quatre-mains

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sea Bass

Boring Bedtime Stories.