Lovers Of Musical Humor Pillows

"Nice ass..."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Raised by Dogs

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Hon, I'm home!'

The return of the four sheepskins

Note Book

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Musical Eye Test

'I'm calling this a plate and I already have service for six. Six more and I can invent the dinner party.'

"Returns"

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Spinning violinist

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

Conducting the crows.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

"So obvious, there all the time"

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Witch crashes into building on her broom and safety airbag deploys.

'Well, in all my years as a relationships adviser, this is the first time I've had to admit defeat within the first five minutes!'

Unconventional Music Player

"He still hasn't figured out how to get out of his invisible cubicle."

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

'I 'Marvo the magician', being of right mind...have taken it with me.'

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'