Musical Humor Lovers Pillows

"It's the hard knocks life for us..."

Pomp and circumstance...WHAT?!

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Mikado

The return of the four sheepskins

Note Book

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Musical Eye Test

Musical Note Nail

Blues for now.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"I'm very highly strung!"

Spinning violinist

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Conducting the crows.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

'So far he's self-taught but we thought it time to engage a regular teacher.'

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

Unconventional Music Player

"It's the new church organ."

"So obvious, there all the time"

Musical Discord

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

'Flying is fine. Harping is fine. Flying while harping is not fine.'

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

Quatre-mains

"It's a slow hit man!"

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'