Musical Humor Lover Pillows

"First you must see Dr. Ta, and then you must see Dr. Ra Ra, and after that you may see Dr. Boom T. Ay."

Tuba player.

'I've checked the patient's records and he likes Buddy Holly and James Last.'

'Flying is fine. Harping is fine. Flying while harping is not fine.'

Contrabassoon

"He's been performing longer than Mick Jagger."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

The plague of the off-key warblers.

Music Shop - Be Right Bach

Scat Singing

Musical Eye Test

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Elevator Music

Waiter in resturant sawing violin.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Note Book

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

Musician Sneezing Musical Notes

Musical Note Nail

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

Blues for now.

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

'It says he put the 'Ram' in the 'Rama Lama Ding Dong'.'

'The drum roll is very nice... but it's still leftovers.'

Spinning violinist

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

"I feel like I've just been played my whole life."

Man playing huge complicated brass instrument.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.