Music Fans With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

When you buy Tio Memo a music CD...you're really giving him...a review mirror decoration.

Raised by Dogs

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'Hon, I'm home!'

The return of the four sheepskins

Note Book

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Musical Note Nail

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Spinning violinist

"So obvious, there all the time"

A better way to sweep the floor.... just shuffle!

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"Greatest Band?"

"It's the new church organ."

Unconventional Music Player

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"And what would you consider your legacy to be, Dr. Fauci, when all of this is behind us?"

Arm puncture...

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

'You're healthy as an eohippus!'

Quatre-mains

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Sea Bass

Jemaine Clement

Boring Bedtime Stories.