Music Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

Man being played music in a tortue chamber.

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Unconventional Music Player

"This job would be so much easier if you didn't play the flute."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

Note Book

Musical Eye Test

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Musical Note Nail

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

"Greatest Band?"

"So obvious, there all the time"

"It's the new church organ."

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

Quatre-mains

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.

Contrabassoon

'I've checked the patient's records and he likes Buddy Holly and James Last.'

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

Sadojazzachists

"That was a truly ham-fisted attempt at Vivaldi!"

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

Jemaine Clement

... Harold at the stomach pump.

"He's been performing longer than Mick Jagger."

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.

'His music teacher says he has Van Gogh's ear for music.'

'Your toilet isn't working!! Can you hold?'

'You play Schubert beautifully. Sadly the rest of us are playing Beethoven...'