Lover Of Musical Humor Gifts

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

"That was a truly ham-fisted attempt at Vivaldi!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Note Book

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Musical Eye Test

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Musical Note Nail

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Spinning violinist

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Conducting the crows.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"It's the new church organ."

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

Unconventional Music Player

"So obvious, there all the time"

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

"It's a slow hit man!"

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

Quatre-mains

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

It soon became obvious to all in the theatre that Doug's Bach was worse than his bite.

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."