Lover Of Musical Humor Gifts

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

"That was a truly ham-fisted attempt at Vivaldi!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Note Book

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Musical Eye Test

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Blues for now.

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Musical Note Nail

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Spinning violinist

Conducting the crows.

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Unconventional Music Player

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

"The good news is he costs a quarter of what a string quarted would; the bad news is that, of course, he's suffocating."

"So obvious, there all the time"

"It's the new church organ."

'Flying is fine. Harping is fine. Flying while harping is not fine.'

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

'Stay out of this Piano Man, I got no beef with you. But you - I don't like yer tone one bit.'

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

Quatre-mains

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

"I didn't send for a music teacher."

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

"It's a slow hit man!"

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"