Musical Comedy Lover Gifts

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

'It used to be much smaller until I answered a email about how I could enlarge my instrument and improve my performance.'

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

"He's not that good, he's rubbish on the piano"

'Not for me luv - you know I'm diabetic!'

The criminal cried

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Bond James, Bond."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Showbiz Awards

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

Come in, minion. What's up, boss? I'm writing a novel. It's a thriller about an intrepid caf

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

"I bought it off the therapist who's helping me kick my compulsive shopping disorder."

'Is there another doctor in the house? He wants a second opinion.'

The first car accident.

"No, I like the plan. Just saying, have you ever done any actual tunnelling?"

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

"You may now kiss the bride..."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'