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The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

Man being played music in a tortue chamber.

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Unconventional Music Player

"This job would be so much easier if you didn't play the flute."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Note Book

Fuzz - Fuzzy writes a song with a positive message.

'That's what I'm talkin' about!'

Musical Eye Test

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

Blues for now.

Musical Note Nail

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

"So obvious, there all the time"

"It's the new church organ."

"Greatest Band?"

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

'Flying is fine. Harping is fine. Flying while harping is not fine.'

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

Quatre-mains

Carol singers at Anagram Company singing 'Listen Thing' instead of 'Silent Night'.

Contrabassoon

'I've checked the patient's records and he likes Buddy Holly and James Last.'

... Harold at the stomach pump.

You don't have to be tone deaf to work here but it helps.

Jemaine Clement

"That was a truly ham-fisted attempt at Vivaldi!"

"He's been performing longer than Mick Jagger."

Sadojazzachists

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.