Music Lover Humor Pillows

... Harold at the stomach pump.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Note Book

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Musical Eye Test

"Young Billy play lak he on fire tonite!"

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Musical Note Nail

Welcome to Ontario...yoo-oo-ooo-ooo- are here!

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

Conducting the crows.

Unconventional Music Player

Giacomo Meyerbeer.

"It's the new church organ."

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

'You'll have to give up wine and women. You can sing, but only Julie Andrews numbers.'

Uke Free Zone

Quatre-mains

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

The Only Orchestra In the world with a Mime.

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"...not ANOTHER unfinished symphony!"

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

Contrabassoon

'I've checked the patient's records and he likes Buddy Holly and James Last.'

Jemaine Clement

Early Bagpipes Prototype.

"It doesn't go 'baaroom' anymore. It only goes 'beep.'"

Boy Plays Flute With Backside

Ant is banished for playing the bagpipes.