Marathon Humor Fan Pillows

"How did the marathon go?"

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

Keep Fit.

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Pollyanna, the Hamster

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

'Stampede!!'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

5. Install all equipment carefully. 6. Never increase the weight load of any exercise machine when you are by yourself.

"Yeah, I'm a Roadrunner, but it is easier on my feet and joints if I run on the grass..."

Check out my six pack.

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

'It took us 12 years to genetically engineer him. We are going to make millions!'

Henry followed the dress code at inappropriate times.

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

Jedward's next dance routine.

Little girl running alongside athlete asking for autograph.

"Year, I get a real workout with this exercise equipment. . . I'm constantly moving it out of my way!"

Annual 10K Fun Run

"This is exciting! My first marathon."

Runners have a pay toll.

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

'OK, I wanna see those trunks move! Left-right-left-right...'

"No matter how much I workout, my arms still look sticks."

First Shot Discus Thrower

"I'm done - I only jog far enough to burn off the cheesecake I had for breakfast."

The Paula Ratcliffe: 'Think I might do the London Marathon next year.'

Caution.

Aquarobics.

"By the time I got my race number it was over."

Jogger with Sweat Shop Shirt