Marathon Fanatic Pillows

'Costume - What costume?'

Get a life

'In marathon terms, this is practically a tie.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

"I need to tinkle."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Running

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I told him he should have trained more."

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

'Here we go again...'

A Little Long Jumper.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

High Jump

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Is it me or are the obstacle courses getting harder?"

'That Brown bears watching!'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

Spider Press-Ups

A tessellation of running figures.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Can't talk now. Cramming for tomorrow's stress test."