Marathon Enthusiasts Pillows

'That's all the runners except one. ... We'd better go check on him.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Women in a cross country race

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

Man running

Couch and Potato

100k Desert Crawl

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

Bring flag factories back to America.

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Health

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'That Brown bears watching!'