Marathon Participant Pillows

Marathon costume

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

Man running

Couch and Potato

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Health

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Get a life

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'