Marathon Finisher Pillows

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

Congratulations for male runner

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

31. 19. 55.7.

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Running

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Binge Watch

Succession 2

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Couch and Potato

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

"There's nothing on worth watching and we've been watching for three hours."

"God, I love this show!"

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

Get a life

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'

Marathon costume

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.