Marathon Completion Pillows

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Pilot with champagne.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

City Marathon.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Running

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

Couch and Potato

Man running

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Successful vaccination

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Health

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"