Marathon Completion Mugs

'GET READY! SET!...'TIME!'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

Pilot with champagne.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

City Marathon.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Running

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

31. 19. 55.7.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Couch and Potato

Man running

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

100k Desert Crawl

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Health

Successful vaccination

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"