Marathon Events Mugs

'Costume - What costume?'

'Wait a minute!'

While Desmond was by far the world's fastest marathon runner, his Achilles heel was his wimpiness.

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

City Marathon.

TV-Man

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

31. 19. 55.7.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Couch and Potato

Man running

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Health

High Jump

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'That Brown bears watching!'