Marathoning Pillows

Vampire Running In A Marathon

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

City Marathon.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

31. 19. 55.7.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Running

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Man running

Couch and Potato

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Health

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'That Brown bears watching!'

"When did this game get started?"

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

'I'll wait for Harold one more year. He hasn't crossed the finish line yet from the 1932 Olympic's marathon.'

'Costume - What costume?'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Ptuwah! This is tap water!'