Marathons Pillows

How to run a marathon.

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

Caution.

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Defeatist Marathon.

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

The bittersweet joy of running the fastest 100 meters in human history then realizing you've run it the wrong way.

"By the time I got my race number it was over."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'Costume - What costume?'

100k Desert Crawl

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

'Other runners may be faster but I have the most fashionable running shoes.'

Runner with a kick-starter.

'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Finish line extended 20 miles.

'Frank keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took 8 months to do it in.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'Oh, sorry - I'm getting my London Marathons mixed up with my Grand Nationals.'

'He's training for the London Marathon,he watches it every year.'

Runner buys ice cream during race.

Are you questioning the meaning of existence at this point in the race? I'll explain.

After 10 years, the great potato race of 1997 was finally declared a tie.

'Don't be a fool!!'

'Nothing. Zip. Nada... Dude, none of these marathoners are carrying cigarettes!'

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Extreme annual fun run.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'Did I mention that Sam won the marathon today?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

'Once the endorphins kick in, it's like Heaven.'