Marathon Event Pillows

Get a life

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Crawling Marathon.

'I'm sorry you got disqualified from the marathon dear.' 'That's OK. I just wish they clearly stated the rules to you before you entered...that way nobody ends up making a fool of themselves.'

"This year I'm TWICE as likely to win."

The first marathon

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

31. 19. 55.7.

TV-Man

City Marathon.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I feel off. I want to feel off and running."

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

Annual Swim Hundreds of Miles, Spawn and Die Marathon.

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Couch and Potato

Man running

100k Desert Crawl

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

Health

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'That Brown bears watching!'