Running Event Pillows

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Second wind.

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Go team!

'Your shoe's untied.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

e-shoes

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Banana Split...

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

A day at the races

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

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