Running Pillows

Uncle Sam prepares to fire a starting gun, while the Grim Reaper and a taxman from the IRS prepare to run a race against each other.

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I would have gone on a run."

It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The over-40 workout

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

How to run a marathon.

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"

Just Do It/Just Do Without It.

"Can you outrun a bear?" "No, but I think I can outrun you."

Annual fear of failure marathon.

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'

Caution.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.

'If I have to be at those boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

"I told him he should have trained more."

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Maybe I should run on the beach."

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

Use it or lose it.

'I'm sorry caller, I'm afraid he's on the other line at the moment.'

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

'This should be interesting.'

'He was sprinting down the track, way ahead of everyone, and suddenly ... Whoa! There's the problem!'

Time Run

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'