Running Pillows

Uncle Sam prepares to fire a starting gun, while the Grim Reaper and a taxman from the IRS prepare to run a race against each other.

A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.

"I would have gone on a run."

It was in that instant that Wendell began to regret his decision not to get breast implants.

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The over-40 workout

"I don't get it. If he's no faster than me, how come he always beats me?"

How to run a marathon.

'This could save us a bundle on electricity...by the way, Bob, how fast can you run?'

'Psst, I know a shortcut.'

"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to far, go together." - African proverb.

"I don't think I can make the finish line, so I'm going back!"

Just Do It/Just Do Without It.

"Can you outrun a bear?" "No, but I think I can outrun you."

Annual fear of failure marathon.

Woman on running machine next to a cake.

'Dang! Every time I've almost caught up to the bus, the driver puts out that stupid stop sign.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

Caution.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

Sprint race about to start. One contestant wearing a rocket attached to his back. The fuse is lit ready to help him win the race.

' Don't you think your taking this exercise wheel a bittoo seriously?'

Annual Run For Your Life 10 K.

"I told him he should have trained more."

'If I have to be at those boring meetings, I might as well get something out of it.'

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

"Still, a brisk walk can be just as effective."

Use it or lose it.

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

"Maybe I should run on the beach."

'This should be interesting.'

'I'm sorry caller, I'm afraid he's on the other line at the moment.'

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

'He was sprinting down the track, way ahead of everyone, and suddenly ... Whoa! There's the problem!'