Fun Running Pillows

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

Playing Fetch.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

On holiday.

'My feet are killing me.'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Holiday time.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'Your shoe's untied.'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

e-shoes

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Early photobombing

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Banana Split...

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

Mixed Doubles.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."