Fun Running Gifts

Colin was determined not to go thirsty on the fun run,,,

Playing Fetch.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

'My feet are killing me.'

On holiday.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Holiday time.

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

'Your shoe's untied.'

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

Bring your own inflatable.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Banana Split...

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Early photobombing

"A GPS! Thanks guys! It's exactly what I need to guide my sleigh...you know, in light of that unfortunate hunting accident."

e-shoes

Mixed Doubles.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'