Fun Run Aficionado Gifts

"The moisture-wicking fabric reduces chafing."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I told him he should have trained more."

Women in a cross country race

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'Hey, wait for me!'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Running

Only Clowns

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

Boys Cooking

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'Don't you love the clean, fresh smell of the morning air?'

'Are we having fun yet?'

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

"To help you keep a healthy pace, I'm going to release Bruno here one minuit after you start."

'Costume - What costume?'

"Rum and coke...why, what do you drink on a fun run?"

Get a life

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

Marathon of love

The End of Summer.

Cyclist

Marathon costume

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

The pole bolt

Party games.

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."