Runner Enthusiast Pillows

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"Eat my dust!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Running

Danger Slow Sand.

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Women in a cross country race

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'Hey, wait for me!'

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Man running

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

'Stress'