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Pamplona Fitness.

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

Running

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Eat my dust!"

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Danger Slow Sand.

"I told him he should have trained more."

7 brownies worth of exercise.

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

'Hey, wait for me!'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

Women in a cross country race

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Cross-country runners picking up water and spare batteries.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Man running

'I want a refund. They only shuffle.'

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Runner going through hurdles.

'We're almost 1/8th of the way there.'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."