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'Maybe you should slow down.'

'My feet are killing me.'

'A cheeky red?'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Bacchus.

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I find that hugely offensive!"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

How am I abducting?

Kardiff.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"I make it myself!"

"I told him he should have trained more."

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

YONDER...next 347 miles.

'Time to buy.'

Women in a cross country race

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Recalculating!

Be open to help.

Yes. As a matter of fact he IS an indoor cat.