Runner Enthusiasts T-Shirts

'Hey! You wished for the ability to run like a jackrabbit. Next time, be more specific.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Running

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"I told him he should have trained more."

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

Women in a cross country race

'Hey, wait for me!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

401K

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Man running

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'Stress'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Boston Marathon: The First Responders.

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"My cardiologist taught me the value of heart work."

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'That Brown bears watching!'

'Costume - What costume?'