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Second to Nun

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

The rocket powered skiier

A day at the transgenic races

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Women in a cross country race

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

"I run around this high school track every morning."

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Man running

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Runner going through hurdles.

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

Skier flying past mountains

F1 - Quit Smoking.

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

Speeding Forklift

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport