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Competitiveness in the press

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

The rocket powered skiier

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

Running

A day at the transgenic races

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Women in a cross country race

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'Top of the line sport shoes: They've improved my top speed by 0.5 kmh...'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Dairy Devil

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Man running

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

Runner going through hurdles.

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'You can't start them exercising too early.'

"Exercise stroller moms can sure be competitive."

Skier flying past mountains

'I've met you before...I'm not good with names, but I never forget a pace!'

F1 - Quit Smoking.

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'It's the new iPed. It's a pedometer, a GPS, and it has apps that show you the nearest ice cream parlors and dessert shops.'

Speeding Forklift

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.