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'Just stopped off for a few things along the way!'

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

A women in a shoeshop.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

"I shop, therefore I am."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"Sorry sir - the self-propelling pencils have all just walked out..."

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

A young couple selects items from a shop.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Hips may appear larger than they actually are.

"If at first you don't succeed, buy, buy again."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

Customer Convention

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

'Geez, I hate these fun runs!'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

How would Madam like to pay?

"I'll try them on at home. You can just return what doesn't fit."

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

'Our giant sale now on!'

Self-Checkout.

Irregulars

"Halloween stuff already? It's August!"

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

'But I think shopping three times a week is more than enough exercise!'

"It must be near New Year's Day...There are Easter eggs in the shop windows!"