Shopping Sprinter T-Shirts

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

Hypermarket

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'I've got it written down...'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'But what do you sell?'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

'Shove' (at big sale).

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."