Shopping Sprinter Prints

'Wow! She's fast. She even had time to do her shopping!'

'How come they're making size 16 smaller these days?'

Hypermarket

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Holiday Sales: The Starting Line

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"Yes, but I'll know it's a recliner."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

'hold the blog - I got a bargain in the sales'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'I've got it written down...'

"How will you be paying? Crypto, Venmo, electronic fund transfer, credit card, check, cash, precious metals, brightly colored shells or livestock?"

"Eeny, meeny, miney, mo.."

"I have no idea where we parked the car, or why we exist."

'When it comes to shopping, not only does the buck stop here, but so do the fives, tens, twenties, fifties and hundreds.'

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

"Why is this cart so heavy?"

"It's wonderful, Harry! How late does Neiman-Marcus stay open?"

Shops Shops Shops - 'I've just remembered! We came here to catch a flight!'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'But what do you sell?'

"I shop to forget what I bought last year."

'Our definition of a 'bargain' is right there in the small print.'

'Our survey shows there's more confidence in shopping coupons than in the dollar...'

"Let's just get through the first aisle...then we'll discuss your impulse buying."

'I'm sure I've forgotten something. I got change from a fifty.'

'Shove' (at big sale).

Cheetah in at the start of a race, thinking: 'Why do I have to keep proving myself?'